This is me. (In Norway, specifically.)

Um, what’s there to know about me? Here's my Tinder profile, from those bygone days before I convinced some cute blond girl to marry me:

I love to write, run, do outdoorsy stuff, and read. I'm not good at the kind of sports that require talent. I work as a copywriter at an ad agency and am suspicious of people who never read Harry Potter. My diet is a little more Ron Swanson than Chris Traeger. I was raised by pterodactyls and can shoot lasers from my eyes. One of the above sentences is false. If you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're," please swipe left. 

Still want more? My blog is a good place to continue.